Random Kid Quotes Part II

Kindergartener: “Ugh..my back hurts.”

Me: “Oh I am sorry William.”

Kindergartener: “Did you know that the muscle on my shoulder came off my bone?”

Me: “No I didn’t.”

Kindergartener: “Yeah… I went to the doctor and I had to take my shirt off and then he cut into my shoulder and put the muscle back on. Then he gave me stitches. I have to have a strip on it. I can’t lift anything for a long time. I can’t lift anything until I am….I am…10 years old!”

 

Kindergartener: I  NEED  to announce something to the class.

Me: What do you NEED  to announce?

Kindergartener: Well I would really like to use your microphone to tell the class that I am going to be a snail artist when I grow up.

Me: Oh cool! Are you only going draw snails?

Kindergartener: Well maybe dogs and grass, too.

 

First Grader: “I’m drawing a ghetto for my landscape.”

Me: “A ghetto, huh?”

First Grader: “Yup…a ghetto!”

Me: “How are you going to draw a ghetto?”

First Grader: “Oh…. I mean a meadow not a ghetto.”

 

Second Grader: “Ms. Derouin, he doesn’t believe me that there’s a red plant you can make tea from.”

Me: “Hmm…well there probably is…?”

Second Grader: “I know there is…my mom used to pick them all the time at the trailer park.”

 

Para: “So Tyler, what are you going to do this summer?”

Fifth Graders: “I don’t know. ANYTHING BUT BOCCE BALL! I REALLY HATE bocce ball.