The meaning of “Bright Eyes” in “Total Eclipse of the Heart”

It’s literal.
Also, it has to do with flying altar boys and fencing masks filled with gold glitter.

Random Kid Quotes Part II

Kindergartener: “Ugh..my back hurts.”

Me: “Oh I am sorry William.”

Kindergartener: “Did you know that the muscle on my shoulder came off my bone?”

Me: “No I didn’t.”

Kindergartener: “Yeah… I went to the doctor and I had to take my shirt off and then he cut into my shoulder and put the muscle back on. Then he gave me stitches. I have to have a strip on it. I can’t lift anything for a long time. I can’t lift anything until I am….I am…10 years old!”

 

Kindergartener: I  NEED  to announce something to the class.

Me: What do you NEED  to announce?

Kindergartener: Well I would really like to use your microphone to tell the class that I am going to be a snail artist when I grow up.

Me: Oh cool! Are you only going draw snails?

Kindergartener: Well maybe dogs and grass, too.

 

First Grader: “I’m drawing a ghetto for my landscape.”

Me: “A ghetto, huh?”

First Grader: “Yup…a ghetto!”

Me: “How are you going to draw a ghetto?”

First Grader: “Oh…. I mean a meadow not a ghetto.”

 

Second Grader: “Ms. Derouin, he doesn’t believe me that there’s a red plant you can make tea from.”

Me: “Hmm…well there probably is…?”

Second Grader: “I know there is…my mom used to pick them all the time at the trailer park.”

 

Para: “So Tyler, what are you going to do this summer?”

Fifth Graders: “I don’t know. ANYTHING BUT BOCCE BALL! I REALLY HATE bocce ball.