Photo Scavenger Hunt…Chinese Style

CONFIDENTIAL REPORT

Compiled by Oanh Vu, Amanda, and Jill Derouin

Agent: Steven R. Lemke

Mission: Complete All Listed Items

Completion of 817 Points = Care Package from Your Favorite Minnesotans

1. Steve boning atop the Great Wall of CHINA (13 pts.)
2. Bird’s Nest (4 pts.)
3. Protesters (7 pts.)
4. Eating a McDonald’s fish filet (1.5 pts.)
5. Old man with fumanshu (26 pts.)
6. Picture of the girl who really sang the anthem at the Olympics…not the cute one (35 pts.)
7. Asian Tourists in China…hopefully with FRANNY PACKS (7 pts.)
8. Picture with a Minnesotan…other than Katie (15 pts.)
9. Steve doing squinty eyes with a Chinese person (40 pts.)
10. Protesting the Government (2 pts.)
11. Really weird food (5 pts.)
12. Senior Picture on a rickshaw (6 pts.)
13. Steve getting arrested (50 pts.)
14. Using chopsticks in a non-traditional way (3 pts.)
15. Steve and Katie in traditional garb/costumes (10 pts.)
16. Chinese fortune cookie illustrated (20 pts.)
17. Exotic Chinese animal (4 pts.)
18. Steve getting SARS (12 pts.)
19. Chinese Factories…waa waa waa (7 pts.)
20. Rice Patty (2.5 pts)
21. Product Made in the U.S….that you didn’t bring with you (3 pts.)
22. Pagoda in the palm of your hand (5 pts.)
23. Stoopin’ on a Buddhist stupa (17 pts.)
24. Jade (20 pts.)
25. Defacing/Graffiti…Mao (2 pts.)
26. Chinese celebrity (8 pts.)
27. Yao Ming eating you, eating you out, or eating someone (20 pts.)
28. Chinese triplets (15 pts.)
29. Your students giving the peace sign (4 pts.)
30. Olympics! (2 pts.)
31. Steve/someone fight the terra cotta warriors (17 pts.)
32. American Celebrity (13 pts.)
33. A picture of yourself leaving America (1 pt.)
34. A picture of yourself arriving in China (2 pts.)
35. Not properly dressed for the weather (7 pts.)
36. Zombie picture (5 pts.)
37. Lick it up slut (10 pts.)
38. Where’s Waldo? (5 pts.)
39. Fake Out (11 pts.)
40. Chinese chick hookup (13 pts.)
41. Recreate a scene from Barbarella or Castle Freak (4 pts.)
42. X^{D (3 pts.)
43. Drunk (1 pt.)
44. Taking a shot from a non-traditional item (4 pts)
45. Picture with MaryAnn Baenninger…or her husband (30 pts)
46. Stealing a Chinese baby (for me…Jill) (50 pts.)
47. YMCA in front of a Chinese Monument (20 pts.)
48. Picture of yourself doing something illegal (35 pts.)
49. Weirdest form of transportation (6 pts.)
50. Steve and Ben wrestling (10 pts.)
51. Steve beating Ben in a wrestling match (priceless)
52. Steve and Katie acting out Boom Boom…I want you in my room (3 pts.)
53. Chinese Ceramics (2 pts.)
54. Worst dressed person (7 pts.)
55. Ugliest person (10 pts.)
56. Laserdisc Monday? (9 pts.)
57. Steve as a ninja (16 pts.)
58. Christmas in CHINA! Be creative… (17 pts.)
59. Tequila Thursday (Jill is so hardcore) (6 pts.)
60. SCRABBLE! (5 pts.)
61. All the blood vessels in my face feel drunk… (3 pts.)
62. Steve as a Chinese dinosaur (8 pts.)
63. Rocky pose on top of the Great Wall (10 pts.)
64. Eating hotdish…don’t cha know (20 pts.)
65. Eating a scorpion or dog (13 pts.)
66. Reinacting mortal combat (11 pts.)
67. Pokemon (5 pts.)
68. Katie drinking Steve’s tears or Steve drinking Katie’s pee (34 pts.)
69. Best Chinese holiday (6 pts.)
70. Touched by an Angel…Chinese style (16 pts.)
71. Steve arm wrestling a Chinese person (2 pts.)